Penis Brothers, or Why I Don’t Play Open World Games

It’s all very well making a big, open-ended survival based game – with lots of detail around gathering resources, crafting items and hunting to survive.

But with something like the game Rust – originally a DayZ clone – even if it’s got some big names behind it (Facepunch Studios, the folks behind the incredible Garry’s Mod), sooner or later a bunch of guys are going to take their pants off, get their dicks out and start getting up in people’s faces.