The expense of annoying the UCHG

Expenses expenses expenses expenses expenses expenses expenses expenses.

That’s all we hear about nowadays, and quite frankly all of us here at the UCHG are fed up with it. What do we care about expenses? The only thing we’ve ever claimed for was a replacement Ross; and we didn’t even need it in the end, as the old one was returned to us.

So there’s only one thing to do: let’s end this once and for all, in the only way we know how!

With a Zapper!