This week has been a dramatic and upsetting week for the UCHG.

It is not a well known fact but keeping old games and consoles is both fun but extremely dangerous. There are certain consoles that are more dangerous than others and on Thursday night Brad was unfortunate enough to come face to face with the most deadly of consoles.

A Pissed Off Xbox!

This Xbox is particularly pissed off because it has been stored away for many months as the bastard child of the collection. It has already tried to make a break for freedom and has harboured an unimaginable hatred for Brad since he called its controllers fat!

It was late at night when the escaped Xbox chose to strike! Pouncing on Brad’s face it managed to take him down before he could get a shot off. It burst into a violent rage and was only stopped when Steve charged in and kick the shit out of it!

The unprovoked and brutal attack was caught on UCHG CCTV as this chilling still shows.

After Steve had waved cordite under Brads nose, and allowed him to reboot, the extent of the damage became clear. The irate Xbox had struck with such force it had removed a tooth and damaged Brad’s boyish good looks, luckily not forever.

Brad was medevaced to the nearest field hospital where he underwent intense surgery to reconstruct his face and subdue the angry goblin that powers him. It was said that had Brad not been the owner of an extremely manly beard his jaw would have been ripped clean off.

It was touch and go at times but we are glad to announce that the surgery was a success and that Brad has now been fixed and upgraded to version C4.7 alpha.