Two Hundred and Four
204 is the natural number following 203 and preceding 205.
It is also the number of games in our collection!
Today Ross arrived at UCHG HQ and once again declared his sack to be full!
What could we say? It was…
This beautiful little selection of PS2 madness takes our game total into the uncharted territory of the 200!
Such greats as XIII, Manhunt, Frequency and 2 GTA games means we have got more than enough to keep us going!
But in the words of the almighty Ross
We Need More Games!
The expense of annoying the UCHG
Expenses expenses expenses expenses expenses expenses expenses expenses.
That’s all we hear about nowadays, and quite frankly all of us here at the UCHG are fed up with it. What do we care about expenses? The only thing we’ve ever claimed for was a replacement Ross; and we didn’t even need it in the end, as the old one was returned to us.
So there’s only one thing to do: let’s end this once and for all, in the only way we know how!
With a Zapper!
Console Challenge – Pop ‘n Twinbee!
The long-awaited return of the Console Challenge – with the incredible SNES game known as Patoi. We mean, of course,
Pop ‘n Twinbee!
Marvel as we blitz through the game, recklessly murdering animals of all sorts; nothing is safe.
Prepare your Patoi; load your splooge-cannon; and LAUNCH THE PLATYPUS
Pop ‘n Twin-bizzle!
Step it up a Gear
Why have one Game Gear when you can have two?
That’s right the UCHG is now the proud owner of two Sega Game Gears! This little beauty was picked up from Game On at a bargain price and comes complete with 20 games, a super sexy carry case, AC adapter and a small square cardboard box.
This little horde brings our game total up to a massive
190 Games!
Oh… whats in the strange small cardboard box?
Patience my young padawan. Good things come to those who wait.
Stay tuned!
Devilishly Good Fun
“Blast through beasties and booby-traps in eight challenging dimensions for an experience that could only be called… Devilish!”
Devilish you say? I gotta get me some of that!
Well lets be honest about this shall we. There are other words that can be used to describe this experience but this is a family site so I will keep it clean.
Devilish is a puzzle game for the Sega game gear that is so rare (and so rubbish) it doesn’t even have an entry in Wikipedia! Yet for some strange reason Ross and I just can’t stop playing it!
The idea behind the game is devilishly simple. You must bounce your big blue ball of power through a series of dungeons avoiding pointless enemies that simply hit your ball back at you or, for unknown reasons, pop it in their mouths! To make this whole ordeal worse it is all done against the cock!
Your only goal is to get your blue ball in the hole at the end of the stage and with level titles such as “Under Passage” we will bypass all obvious jokes.
Will we stop playing it? Are there actually any puzzles in it?
I just hope that Ross finishes it soon as his cries of “Stop eating my BALLS!!!” are making it hard to type…..