Archive for August, 2021

Thank you for your application to the Clutch Ministry. In your practical exam you must demonstrate an ability to get “full Savage”, and to deal with high-pressure situations such as the “double Sunak”. You may draw upon the blessing of Tom Cruise to help you, though calculators are not permitted. The Ministry will not be… Read More »

Pomegranates… the most feared weapon of all – because no one knows who it’s gonna kill… Welcome to June 2021 highlights from the Assurgency server, with crazy clutches, flashbangs, and the sick snipes and teamkills you’d come to expect. Rishi… rishiii… RISSHHIIIIIII